When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
i love posts that say ‘science has proven that’ with no actual sources. science has proven that i am sexy and hot and cool
a fucking flower, mutant cum and a dinosaur
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
that hit me so fucking hard