aw thank you!!!!
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
Rule of Tumblr: You must always reblog the creator of Tumblr sassing his peasants
MY POLYJUICE POTION HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida
I’m laughing so hard at my josh hutcherson pillow
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
When you put Poliwhirl to sleep it’s the funniest fucking thing to me because he doesn’t stop feeling his vibe, he just kinda slows down and gets hella high.
Dont give me that girls are fuckin weak shit!!! u know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers