. la vie est drôle
afghangster:

people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles 

afghangster:

people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles 

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

ishimarundo:

when people reblog two part posts in the wrong order

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corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

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jakethenicholas:

When your friends are all online at the same time

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Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

riverwood-elf:

painted this gameboy the other day!

riverwood-elf:

painted this gameboy the other day!

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

officalsquidward:

totally-not-superboy:

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

Are you a U.S. senator?

If you have sex with the lights off, the sperm won’t know where to go! And you won’t get pregnant

playstation2chainz:

stop giving me butterflies and just give me orgasms