people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this
when people reblog two part posts in the wrong order
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
When your friends are all online at the same time
*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*
the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online
painted this gameboy the other day!
how could you fuck up so tremendously
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
If you have sex with the lights off, the sperm won’t know where to go! And you won’t get pregnant
stop giving me butterflies and just give me orgasms